On the somth a lot of years later, I went to the paradise, ran into God. Putonghua Course
God asks me: There will be any plan next lifetime.
I say: I want to make a panda.
God is puzzled.
I explain: Because the panda is very lovely fatly, much the better needn't go on a diet and eat; Because the panda is a national treasure, more costly, personal value is very high; Because panda someone plans the breakfast,lunch and dinner every day, there is large room that lives; Because everybody likes the panda, the popularity is very high.
God is a bit awkward: The planned number of the panda is more limited, must see the result that you draw lots, give you a chance to choose for the second time.
I have thought, say: Do a koala in second wish.
God confuses.
I continue explaining: The koala can sleep for more than 20 hours in one day; Koala lazy nowhere want, go, want, stay, move very; The koala can live in the heating room sighing in the world when it is very cold in winter; The koala can seem not to be fat no matter how to eat.
God's forehead has some sweats: Why do not you want to conduct oneself?
My expression in one's eyes is dull: Conduct oneself, so tired eldest, I will not do!
God shrugs toweringly, passes me a form: Fill out filling out according to what you said just now.
I fill out in the back of first, two wishes carefully and neatly " The panda " , " koala " .
Eye end has a small dose to sweep to behind: Whether submit to assignment.
I write conscientiously: Deny!
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